February 2012
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Feb 26th
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Scott: Well, you look very purple today.
Me: I feel very purple today.
Scott: You should feel like purple.
Feb 22nd
france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
Feb 16th
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“The last time someone told me he was a sucker for romance, I licked his face...”
– from Bob Hicok’s “Words, what is the word, matter”
Feb 16th
Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 2nd
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January 2012
7 posts
itmightbehere: egrom: itmightbehere: egrom: itmightbehere: I am queen of America Our good and gentle overlord has taken the throne of democracy.  Lizbeth, will you be my queen consort? I thought you would never ask! Yes.  why is this suddenly a text post wut anyway Dear Tumblr You are invited to the Royal Wedding of HEATHER ITMIGHTBEHERE and ELIZABETH EGROM on the date of ...
Jan 31st
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itmightbehere: egrom: itmightbehere: I am queen of America Our good and gentle overlord has taken the throne of democracy.  Lizbeth, will you be my queen consort? I thought you would never ask! Yes. 
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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I'd call it salmon, not coral.  →
Jan 25th
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My eyes have been wonky lately. Like they seem to see fine, but it seems to take more work. Is this the beginning of the end for my eyes, like the optometrist warned me about years ago?  COMING SOON TO A BLOG NEAR YOU—Elizabeth’s End of 2011 Year Post! 
Jan 11th
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Jan 9th
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December 2011
10 posts
“Hugh and I were writing and we would write everyday - Monday to Friday and we ‘d...”
– Stephen Fry on Hugh Laurie (via fuckyeahstephenfry)
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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My hard drive is almost full. OH NOES.  I was going to get a desktop in the near future.  It might be sooner rather than later now. 
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Making a stock from scratch is like taking pieces that the world doesn’t want and pushing the sweet, saltiness out of it.
Dec 20th
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“Living organisms are far weirder than you can imagine”
– Walking May Have Had Wet Start (via outofcontextscience)
Dec 20th
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I haven’t started Christmas shopping yet.  This weekend will be tortuous.  THE STORES, THE PEOPLE, THE PARKING LOTS. 
Dec 15th
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Dec 7th
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November 2011
4 posts
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Yesterday was the perfect day to lay near a pond under a blue blue sky. Tree branches like blown ink. The ground was cold, but the body next to me was warm. It was incredibly nice to lay there, and not really have to say anything, but just be.  I’ve jokingly told Matt that I’m only dating him for all the heat he puts out. (And he is so radiant, it’s insane.) It’s hard to...
Nov 29th
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“This is the rain you were meant to forget, this, the star that will not...”
– from Eileen G’Sell’s “I Love You Like A Good Game of Skee Ball”
Nov 28th
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“They don’t get our tracks. We’re Kayne and they’re Spin.”
– Anthony, after I played an unneeded train track in the board game Railways of the World.
Nov 18th
Ask me to take a picture of any aspect of my life...
Nov 15th
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October 2011
10 posts
neonmizzoutiger5 asked: I'd just like to point out that as of Tuesday, October 25, 2011 at around 8:00pm the smiley face I drew on Alex's van is still there, but the rest is not.
Oct 27th
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Dental Floss
At work--
Me: How are you today?
Deranged Old Man (he stops by the grocery store, once or twice or three times a day): What? I'm well. You could be doing alright in hell if you had the right mindset.
Deranged Old Man: Where's my dental floss? Is it in the bag? Elizabeth, I'm happy if the dental floss is in the bag.
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 12th
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“We are connected by a filament of language that stretches from somewhere inside...”
– (via fuckyeahstephenfry)
Oct 5th
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Words We Need in English
mentalflossr: You know when your friend takes a bite of a piping hot pizza, then opens his mouth and sort of tilts his head around while making an “aaaarrrahh” noise? The Ghanaians have a word for that. More specifically, Pelinti means “to move hot food around in your mouth.” Read more: 14 More Wonderful Words With No English Equivalent
Oct 4th
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Oct 4th
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Tonight My Dash is covered with...
Eagles (the ‘Merica kind), Wall Street, and Arrested Development. I’ve never seen my dash so unified.
Oct 3rd
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Oct 3rd
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September 2011
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Sean Maher came out today.  →
I wasn’t shocked. But yay! He’s super awesome!
Sep 27th
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Dear Emmys,
I do not watch you on tv. I have no intention of reading about you on ze interents. Please get off of my dashboard. Sincerely, Elizabeth
Sep 19th
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“… before I could read them for myself I had come to love just the words of them,...”
– Dylan Thomas on poetry (via lesmotsjustes) THIS.
Sep 15th
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August 2011
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Aug 30th
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“Yes, swooping…is…bad.”
– Alistair from Dragon Age: Origins
Aug 28th
Bananas Are True Love →
This is my blog dedicated to bananas. Yeah.
Aug 23rd
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Aug 21st
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Aug 17th
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Man Who Got 6-Figure Book Deal From His Tumblr... →
Aug 13th
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“If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.”
– Cicero (via prettybooks)
Aug 12th
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Aug 7th
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