The Girl with a Lobster

I'm a 22 year-old lady living in Kansas City. I work in a grocery store, although I kicked ass in getting an English degree. Some call me Elizabeth, some call me Ishmael, some call me Octopus-Hands. And others (well mostly Heather) call me Katarina von Pillows McElroy. Take your pick.

There isn't a cohesive focus to this blog, although I do fancy Britcoms, literature, language, writing, sci-fi, plants, webcomics, history, and other geekery.

I do have an odd sense of humor, and you'll just have to deal with that.

Dental Floss

  • At work--
  • Me: How are you today?
  • Deranged Old Man (he stops by the grocery store, once or twice or three times a day): What? I'm well. You could be doing alright in hell if you had the right mindset.
  • Deranged Old Man: Where's my dental floss? Is it in the bag? Elizabeth, I'm happy if the dental floss is in the bag.
#grocery schmocery  #real life conversations  
7 months ago on October 26, 2011 at 10:53pm with 2 notes
  1. neonmizzoutiger5 said: Is this Mr. Scott?
  2. egrom posted this