The Girl with a Lobster

I'm a 22 year-old lady living in Kansas City. I work in a grocery store, although I kicked ass in getting an English degree. Some call me Elizabeth, some call me Ishmael, some call me Octopus-Hands. And others (well mostly Heather) call me Katarina von Pillows McElroy. Take your pick.

There isn't a cohesive focus to this blog, although I do fancy Britcoms, literature, language, writing, sci-fi, plants, webcomics, history, and other geekery.

I do have an odd sense of humor, and you'll just have to deal with that.

itmightbehere:

egrom:

itmightbehere:

I am queen of America

Our good and gentle overlord has taken the throne of democracy. 

Lizbeth, will you be my queen consort?

I thought you would never ask! Yes. 

  1. egrom reblogged this from itmightbehere and added:
    pps there will be geese present. who will magically turn into swans after the ceremony is over. ppps silly hats are a...
  2. itmightbehere reblogged this from egrom and added:
    why is this suddenly a text post wut anyway Dear Tumblr You are invited to the Royal Wedding of HEATHER ITMIGHTBEHERE...
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