The Girl with a Lobster

I'm a 22 year-old lady living in Kansas City. I work in a grocery store, although I kicked ass in getting an English degree. Some call me Elizabeth, some call me Ishmael, some call me Octopus-Hands. And others (well mostly Heather) call me Katarina von Pillows McElroy. Take your pick.

There isn't a cohesive focus to this blog, although I do fancy Britcoms, literature, language, writing, sci-fi, plants, webcomics, history, and other geekery.

I do have an odd sense of humor, and you'll just have to deal with that.

itmightbehere:

egrom:

itmightbehere:

egrom:

itmightbehere:

I am queen of America

Our good and gentle overlord has taken the throne of democracy. 

Lizbeth, will you be my queen consort?

I thought you would never ask! Yes. 

why is this suddenly a text post wut

anyway

Dear Tumblr

You are invited to the Royal Wedding of

HEATHER ITMIGHTBEHERE

and

ELIZABETH EGROM

on the date of

SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE AS YET TO BE DETERMINED

please RSVP

ps silly hats are a must

pps there will be geese present. who will magically turn into swans after the ceremony is over.

ppps silly hats are a must or we will personally be like hey don’t eat our fried chicken.

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    pps there will be geese present. who will magically turn into swans after the ceremony is over. ppps silly hats are a...
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    why is this suddenly a text post wut anyway Dear Tumblr You are invited to the Royal Wedding of HEATHER ITMIGHTBEHERE...
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