The Girl with a Lobster

I'm a 22 year-old lady living in Kansas City. I work in a grocery store, although I kicked ass in getting an English degree. Some call me Elizabeth, some call me Ishmael, some call me Octopus-Hands. And others (well mostly Heather) call me Katarina von Pillows McElroy. Take your pick.

There isn't a cohesive focus to this blog, although I do fancy Britcoms, literature, language, writing, sci-fi, plants, webcomics, history, and other geekery.

I do have an odd sense of humor, and you'll just have to deal with that.
  • france: ten
  • france: twenty
  • france: thirty
  • france: forty
  • france: fifty
  • france: sixty
  • france:
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  • france: sixty ten
  • world: france what are you do—
  • france: four twenties
  • world: france stop it
  • france: four twenties ten
  • world: france that doesn't even make any sense
  • france:
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  • world:
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  • world:
  • france: hundred.
3 months ago on February 16, 2012 at 04:06pm with 72,723 notes
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